Underwear Gusset » Poem – La Coochie

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La Coochie's poem rendition of the gusset or pocket in womens underwear.
I don’t try to be something,I am not.My location,Future loversEnvy my spot.This is what I do.Protection of your prized lady parts.Been there since day one.Before even yourMenstrual starts.I set your body apart,Allowing for air,No smelly or tart scents to arise.My actual function is a surprise.Double stitch down,Partial disguise.When constructed properly,I am a prize.Not for hiding,Lipstick, cash, or pills.I’m not here for those kinda frills.Select cheap thrills,Need not apply.I will not hide you.Those rumors,Must die.I am a gusset.All about your vulva.Designed in California.No cut corners, only a sign ofHigh quality.Sustainability.The absolute best for me.AND my cooch bestie.Zara or Gucci.Worn over my panty,Yes, La Coochie.Organic cotton on my fanny. Written by Selena Hughes